A new family-focused interest group has appeared today. The group, calling themselves Families Against Gaming Going On Television Sets, says that they actually approve of video games, and the ESRB rating system, but is disapproving of games being played on actual televisions.
"Gaming is fine. I love video games, I especially love that game with the bouncing balls and the long, hard sticks you bounce them off each other with," says Greta Manoshevitz, president of the group. "My only problem is with TV. TV is the scourge of the world. Children that see things on television, whether the TV is even turned on or not, are 59.6% more susceptible to becoming gay in their adult lives. That's not something that we want for our kids."
When asked about what alternatives could be used to continue playing games on, instead of TV's, Mrs. Manoshevitz replied, "XEVIOUS! That was the game I was talking about!"
The group would have a website, but Mrs. Manoshevitz considers computer screens "bastardized TV's" and refuses to create a site.
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