In an unprecedented study released today, scientists and grade school teachers have shown that video games are at an all time high.
"It's incredible! It's AMAZING!," says a guy. "I mean, video games? At an all time high? I can't believe it!"
"The study is very conclusive," says Mariam Strongarm, lead researcher on this study. "Games are showing to increase more and more every year. I can't wait to see what's high next year."
I asked Mr. Strongarm what he thought of the decline of everything else, to which he replied "Well, in case you haven't noticed, my erection is still pretty high, too."
We will provide you more information on this as it arrises.
1 comment:
Har har, ur popularity is slipping. I bet if you had an asian, or maybe half an asian around, you could look better by comparison.
Post a Comment