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"Families Against Gaming Going On Television Sets" (The powerful lobbying group known as F.A.G.G.O.T.S.) has found their first target today after a long hiatus of whining; The new arcade cabinet from Namco Bandai - The Smakabitch Pimp-u-lator. The reportedly fun game consists of a cane and hat peripheral allowing gamers for the first time to digitally emulate their favorite stars of pimping: Jackrabbit Slim, Bishop Don "The Magic Juan", and Silky Johnson.
Urethra Smith of F.A.G.G.O.T.S. had this to say: "This deplorable game actually INCLUDES a TV screen built right into the game, so of course we're against it. I'd put this right up there with the evils of Frogger"
And apparently Namco can't please anybody - Buc Nasty, CEO of the group Haters and Their Easy, Reliable Sluts says "Just look at the way bitch got knocked back, that is unpro-fessional. That's more of an elbow strike on the ho, and the dude ain't even black. How you going to have a pimp game with no black man? He should have smacked that bitch WITH the umbrella then put the mark of his rings upside her cheek."
He also had complaints about the apparent novice-level difficulty:
"Pimping aint easy"
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